259 lines
10 KiB
Python
Executable File
259 lines
10 KiB
Python
Executable File
import discord
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def get_help_message(method):
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"""
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get_help_message(method)
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Returns the information and usage of each of dale bot's funtions.
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When adding a new feature to dale bot, please add some information about
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it here
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"""
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supported_methods = {
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'8ball': [
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'Ask dale bot a question and it will give you an 8ball response',
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'\nUsage: !8ball Will I win the lottery tomorrow?'
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],
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'ask': [
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'Submits your query to wolfram alpha. If that cannot be answered, tries wikipedia\n',
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'\nUsage: !ask 100lbs to KG'
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],
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'avatar': [
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'Returns the avatar for the mentioned user',
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'\nUsage: !avatar @somebody'
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],
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'birb': [
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'Returns a random bird photo',
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'\nUsage: !birb'
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],
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'bf5': [
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'Returns some API stats about a battlefield 5 character',
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'\nUsage: !bf5 <your origin account name>'
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],
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'dale': [
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'Posts a photo or video of Dale, the goodest boy.',
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'\nUsage: !dale'
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],
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'redpanda': [
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'Returns a random red panda photo',
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'\nUsage: !redpanda'
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],
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'panda': [
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'Returns a random panda photo',
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'\nUsage: !panda'
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],
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'koala': [
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'Returns a random koala photo',
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'\nUsage: !koala'
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],
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'clap': [
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'Returns the shittiest meme created by sassy girls on twitter this century',
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'Usage: !clap some text to be meme\'mt'
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],
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'simp': [
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'Returns a license to be a simp',
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'Usage: !simp https://some.photo.jpg'
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],
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'horny': [
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'Returns a license to be horny',
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'Usage: !horny https://some.photo.jpg'
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],
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'wasted': [
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'Overlays the GTAV wasted text over the image you link',
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'Usage: !wasted https://some.photo.jpg'
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],
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'cleanup': [
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'Admin use only. Deletes dale bot\'s messages from the channel',
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'Usage: !cleanup'
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],
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'corona': [
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'Pulls the latest corona virus stats per state from Johns Hopkins data',
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'Usage: !corona <some US state>\neg: !corona Colorado'
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],
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'decide': [
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'dale-bot will help make the tough decisions for you',
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' If there is only one option, it will give you a yes or no',
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'\nUsage: !decide cake or pie\n!decide should I do my homework'
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],
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'ffxiv': [
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'Pulls a characters data from the lodestone API\n',
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'Usage: !ffxiv <First name> <last name> <server>\n',
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'eg: !ffxiv Slamsong Bardley Adamantoise\n\n',
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'Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial,\n',
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'and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion\n',
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'up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today!'
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],
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'define': [
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'Returns a definiton of a word from urban dictionary',
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'\nUsage: !define loli'
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],
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'dog': [
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'Returns the URL to a G O O D B O Y E or G I R L',
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'\nUsage: !dog'
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],
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'emoji': [
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'Uploads the passed in URL to the server as an emoji.',
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'\nDiscord does not support GIFS. It will throw an error if you try.'
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'\nUsage: !emoji http://pictures.com/some_image.png my_new_emoji\n',
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'or `!emoji del some_emoji` to delete'
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],
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'excuse': [
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'Generates a random excuse you can give your boss',
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'\nUsage: !excuse'
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],
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'greentext': [
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'Grabs a greentext story from redditchat so you can laugh at the misfortune of others',
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'\nUsage: !greentext'
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],
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'help': [
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'Shows you this message'
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],
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'homepage': [
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'This function now outputs the SWEET-ASS picture of the day.',
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' Note this picture only changes once a day.',
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'\nUsage: !homepage'
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],
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'invite': [
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'Generates a one time use invite to the voice channel you are currently in.\n',
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'if you are not in a voice channel, the invite will be for whatever channel !invite was typed in.\n'
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'You can also specify if you want it to be a temporary invite by adding `temp` to the end\n',
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'Usage: !invite or !invite temp'
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],
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'issue': [
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'Creates an issue on gitlab with the passed in parameters\n',
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'Usage: !issue <issue title>; <issue description>',
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],
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'icon': [
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'Returns the server\'s icon URL\n',
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'Usage: !icon',
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],
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'info': [
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'Returns a blurb with information about the discord server\n',
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'Usage: !info',
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],
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'lewd': [
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'Returns a URL for a lewd image.',
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'Can only be used in NSFW channels.',
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'\nUsage: !lewd'
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],
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'purge': [
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'By default, will delete your last 20 messages. You can override this',
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' with your own number. \nUsage: !purge or !purge 15'
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],
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'roles': [
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'dale bot will PM you a message with all the roles you have on the server'
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],
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'wallpaper': [
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'Returns the URL for a 4k wallpaper. You can enter',
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'a search term as well. Supports multiple search terms as well',
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'\nUsage: !wallpaper flowers or !wallpaper mountain flowers sky '
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],
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'message': [
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'You can ask me a question directly and I will do my best to answer it.',
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'\nUsage: @dale-bot what is the capital of France?'
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],
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'meme': [
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'Generates a meme on the fly!',
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'\nExamples of all templates can be seen here https://memegen.link/examples'
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'\n\nUsage: !meme doge top text; bottom text'
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],
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'nft': [
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'Polls opensea and gets a random monkey from bored ape yacht club',
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'\nUsage: !nft'
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],
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'owo': [
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'Returns some fucky wucky text\n',
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'Usage: !owo what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little shit?'
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],
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'pout': [
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'Returns the URL for an anime girl pouting you filthy weeb\n',
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'Usage: !pout'
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],
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'rat': [
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'Returns a random rat photo',
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'\nUsage: !rat'
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],
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'roll': [
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'Rolls N number of Y sided die\n',
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'Usage: !roll 3d20\n',
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'You can also add a modifier on the end with a +',
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'Usage: !roll 2d20+5'
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],
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'smug': [
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'Returns the URL for smug anime girl'
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],
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'source': [
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"Links you to the git repo with dale-bot's source code"
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],
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'stock': [
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'Returns basic stock information for the stock you entered.',
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'\nUsage: !stock AAPL TSLA'
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],
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'trackdays': [
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'Returns the track schedule for the tracks we frequent (buttonwillow and thunderhill).\n',
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# 'Use abbreviations to reference the tracks, as follows\n',
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# 'bw = Buttonwillow Raceway\n',
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# 'willow = Willow Springs\n',
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# 'streets = Streets of Willow Springs\n',
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# 'laguna = WeatherTech Raceway Laguna Seca\n',
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# 'thill = Thunderhill Raceway Park\n',
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# 'sonoma = Sonoma Raceway\n',
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# 'acs = Auto Club Speedway\n',
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'Usage: !trackdays'
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],
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'tts': [
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'Uploads a file with the specified text as an MP3.\nThis is advanced shitposting',
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'\nUsage: !tts who watches the watchmen?',
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'\nTo list all languages, you can type `!tts langs`'
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],
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'youtube': [
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'Searches youtube for the query string and returns the first result',
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'\nUsage: !youtube sick bmx tricks'
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],
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'wink': [
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'returns a anime girl winking at you',
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'\nUsage: !wink'
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],
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'verify': [
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'Adds the twitter blue check mark to the previous message\n',
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'\nLiterally thats all it does\n'
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'\nUsage: !verify'
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],
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}
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return "```css\n{}: {}\n```".format(method, ' '.join(supported_methods[method]))
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def get_help_embed(bot):
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categories = {
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'fun': ['nft', 'bf5', 'ffxiv', 'clap', 'youtube', 'excuse', 'greentext', 'lewd', 'message', 'meme', 'homepage', 'pout', 'roll', 'smug', 'owo', 'wink', 'verify', 'horny', 'wasted', 'simp', 'trackdays'],
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'util': ['ask', 'corona', 'emoji', '8ball', 'decide', 'info', 'icon', 'wallpaper', 'stock', 'tts', 'issue'],
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'users': ['help', 'invite', 'purge', 'roles', 'source'],
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'pictures of animals': ['birb', 'redpanda', 'dale', 'dog', 'rat', 'koala', 'panda', 'raccoon', 'fox', 'cat', 'kangaroo'],
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'admin': ['cleanup']
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}
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description = "\nBelow you can see all the commands I know.\n\n**Have a nice day!**"
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embed = discord.Embed(description=description, color=0x428bca, type="rich")
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embed.set_author(name="Hello! I'm {}".format(bot.user.name), icon_url=bot.user.default_avatar_url)
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for category in categories:
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command_list = []
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for command in categories[category]:
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command_list.append("`{}`".format(command))
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embed.add_field(name="**%s**" % str(category).upper(), value=', '.join(command_list), inline=False)
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description2 = "**Use `!help <Command>` for more information about a command.** \n\n" + \
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"**Examples:** \n `!help dog` for detailed help for the dog command \n\n" + \
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"**Useful links:** [My source code](https://git.luker.gq/ldooks/dragon-bot), [Donate](https://cash.me/$ldooks) \n\n" + \
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"**Invite me to another server:** [Click here](https://discord.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=%s&scope=bot&permissions=8)" % bot.user.id
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embed.add_field(name="\u200b", value=description2, inline=False)
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return embed
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def parse_message(message):
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method = message.split()[1]
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try:
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explanation = get_help_message(method)
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except KeyError:
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return "This command could not be found."
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return explanation
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