130 lines
2.6 KiB
Python
130 lines
2.6 KiB
Python
import random
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import glob
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import requests
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import urllib
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import get_from_reddit
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def get_red_panda():
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red_panda = None
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while not red_panda:
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red_panda = requests.get("https://some-random-api.ml/img/red_panda").json()[
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"link"
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]
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return red_panda
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def get_panda():
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panda = None
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while not panda:
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panda = requests.get("https://some-random-api.ml/img/panda").json()["link"]
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return panda
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def get_racoon():
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racoon = None
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while not racoon:
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racoon = requests.get("https://some-random-api.ml/img/racoon").json()["link"]
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return racoon
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def get_fox():
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fox = None
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while not fox:
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fox = requests.get("https://some-random-api.ml/img/fox").json()["link"]
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return fox
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def get_cat():
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cat = None
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while not cat:
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cat = requests.get("https://some-random-api.ml/img/cat").json()["link"]
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return cat
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def get_kangaroo():
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kangaroo = None
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while not kangaroo:
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kangaroo = requests.get("https://some-random-api.ml/img/kangaroo").json()[
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"link"
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]
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return kangaroo
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def get_koala():
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koala = None
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while not koala:
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koala = requests.get("https://some-random-api.ml/img/koala").json()["link"]
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return koala
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def get_dog():
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return random.choice([random_sheeb, random_dog, random_dog_reddit])()
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def get_birb():
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return random.choice([random_bird, random_bird_reddit])()
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def random_sheeb():
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return requests.get("http://shibe.online/api/shibes?count=1&urls=true").text.split(
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'"'
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)[1]
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def random_dog():
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dog_url = None
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while not dog_url:
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dog_url = requests.get("https://dog.ceo/api/breeds/image/random").json()[
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"message"
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]
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return dog_url
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def random_bird():
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bird = None
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while not bird:
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bird = requests.get("https://some-random-api.ml/img/birb").json()["link"]
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if "mp4" in bird[-3:]:
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bird = None
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return bird
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def random_dog_reddit():
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return get_from_reddit.get_image(
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[
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"AustralianCattleDog",
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"GSP",
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"corgi",
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"dogpictures",
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"rarepuppers",
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"tippytaps",
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"vizsla",
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"zoomies",
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"shiba",
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]
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)
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def random_bird_reddit():
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return get_from_reddit.get_image(
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[
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"birbs",
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]
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)
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def get_rat():
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return get_from_reddit.get_image("rats")
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def dale():
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return random.choice(glob.glob("/tmp/dale/*"))
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def cowboy():
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return random.choice(
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["https://i.imgur.com/RAFfsk7.png", "https://i.imgur.com/Ppse2ic.jpg"]
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)
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