366 lines
14 KiB
Python
366 lines
14 KiB
Python
import discord
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def get_help_message(method):
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"""
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get_help_message(method)
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Returns the information and usage of each of dale bot's funtions.
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When adding a new feature to dale bot, please add some information about
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it here
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"""
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supported_methods = {
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"8ball": [
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"Ask dale bot a question and it will give you an 8ball response",
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"\nUsage: !8ball Will I win the lottery tomorrow?",
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],
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"ask": [
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"Submits your query to wolfram alpha. If that cannot be answered, tries wikipedia\n",
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"\nUsage: !ask 100lbs to KG",
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],
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"avatar": [
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"Returns the avatar for the mentioned user",
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"\nUsage: !avatar @somebody",
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],
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"birb": ["Returns a random bird photo", "\nUsage: !birb"],
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"bf5": [
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"Returns some API stats about a battlefield 5 character",
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"\nUsage: !bf5 <your origin account name>",
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],
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"dale": ["Posts a photo or video of Dale, the goodest boy.", "\nUsage: !dale"],
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"donate": ["Returns ways you can donate to the bot"],
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"cowboy": ["Posts a photo of a bad dog.", "\nUsage: !cowboy"],
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"redpanda": ["Returns a random red panda photo", "\nUsage: !redpanda"],
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"panda": ["Returns a random panda photo", "\nUsage: !panda"],
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"koala": ["Returns a random koala photo", "\nUsage: !koala"],
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"clap": [
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"Returns the shittiest meme created by sassy girls on twitter this century",
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"\nUsage: !clap some text to be meme'mt",
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],
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"simp": [
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"Returns a license to be a simp",
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"\nUsage: !simp https://some.photo.jpg",
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],
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"horny": [
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"Returns a license to be horny",
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"\nUsage: !horny https://some.photo.jpg",
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],
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"wasted": [
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"Overlays the GTAV wasted text over the image you link",
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"\nUsage: !wasted https://some.photo.jpg",
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],
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"cleanup": [
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"Admin use only. Deletes dale bot's messages from the channel",
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"\nUsage: !cleanup",
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],
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"corona": [
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"Pulls the latest corona virus stats per state from Johns Hopkins data",
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"\n!corona Colorado",
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],
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"decide": [
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"dale-bot will help make the tough decisions for you",
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" If there is only one option, it will give you a yes or no",
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"\nUsage: !decide cake or pie\n!decide should I do my homework",
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],
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"ffxiv": [
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"Pulls a characters data from the lodestone API\n",
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"\nUsage: !ffxiv <First name> <last name> <server>\n",
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"eg: !ffxiv Slamsong Bardley Adamantoise\n\n",
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"Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial,\n",
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"and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion\n",
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"up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today!",
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],
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"define": [
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"Returns a definiton of a word from urban dictionary",
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"\nUsage: !define loli",
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],
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"dog": ["Returns the URL to a G O O D B O Y E or G I R L", "\nUsage: !dog"],
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"emoji": [
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"Uploads the passed in URL to the server as an emoji.",
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"\nDiscord does not support GIFS. It will throw an error if you try."
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"\nUsage: !emoji http://pictures.com/some_image.png my_new_emoji\n",
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],
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"excuse": [
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"Generates a random excuse you can give your boss",
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"\nUsage: !excuse",
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],
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"greentext": [
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"Grabs a greentext story from redditchat so you can laugh at the misfortune of others",
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"\nUsage: !greentext",
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],
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"help": ["Shows you this message"],
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"homepage": [
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"This function now outputs the SWEET-ASS picture of the day.",
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" Note this picture only changes once a day.",
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"\nUsage: !homepage",
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],
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"invite": [
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"Generates a one time use invite to the voice channel you are currently in.\n",
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"if you are not in a voice channel, the invite will be for whatever channel !invite was typed in.\n"
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"You can also specify if you want it to be a temporary invite by adding `temp` to the end\n",
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"\nUsage: !invite or !invite temp",
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],
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"issue": [
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"Creates an issue on gitlab with the passed in parameters\n",
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"\nUsage: !issue <issue title>; <issue description>",
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],
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"icon": [
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"Returns the server's icon URL\n",
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"\nUsage: !icon",
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],
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"info": [
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"Returns a blurb with information about the discord server\n",
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"\nUsage: !info",
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],
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"lewd": [
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"Returns a URL for a lewd image.",
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"Can only be used in NSFW channels.",
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"\nUsage: !lewd",
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],
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"purge": [
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"By default, will delete your last 20 messages. You can override this",
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" with your own number. \nUsage: !purge or !purge 15",
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],
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"poll": [
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"Creates a poll in the channel, allowing up to 10 options\n\n",
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'\nUsage: !poll "What is your favorite pizza toppping?" cheese peppers pineapple',
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],
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"roles": [
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"dale bot will PM you a message with all the roles you have on the server"
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],
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"wallpaper": [
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"Returns the URL for a 4k wallpaper. You can enter",
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"a search term as well. Supports multiple search terms as well",
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"\nUsage: !wallpaper flowers or !wallpaper mountain flowers sky ",
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],
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"message": [
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"You can ask me a question directly and I will do my best to answer it.",
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"\nUsage: @dale-bot what is the capital of France?",
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],
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"meme": [
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"Generates a meme on the fly!",
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"\nExamples of all templates can be seen here https://memegen.link/examples"
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"\n\nUsage: !meme doge top text; bottom text",
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],
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"nft": [
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"Polls opensea and gets a random monkey from bored ape yacht club",
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"\nUsage: !nft",
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],
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"owo": [
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"Returns some fucky wucky text\n",
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"\nUsage: !owo what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little shit?",
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],
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"rat": ["Returns a random rat photo", "\nUsage: !rat"],
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"roll": [
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"Rolls N number of Y sided die\n",
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"\nUsage: !roll 3d20\n",
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"You can also add a modifier on the end with a +",
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"\nUsage: !roll 2d20+5",
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],
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"sd": [
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"Issues a prompt against stable diffusion.\n",
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"For help with writing useful prompts, check out this article:\n\nhttps://github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Features#prompt-editing\n",
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"\n\nHere is a list of artists the the AI is able to understand https://rentry.org/artists_sd-v1-4",
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'\nAlso supports adding negatives (things you want the AI to leave out). Denote negatives by splitting the prompt with a ";"',
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"\n\nUsage: !sd A picture of a woman sitting by a bridge with blonde hair, wearing a black dress; ugly, out of focus, weird hands",
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],
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"sheeb": ["Returns a picture of a sheeb"],
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# "source": ["Links you to the git repo with dale-bot's source code"],
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"stock": [
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"Returns basic stock information for the stock you entered. Add -v or --verbose for additional stock info.",
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"\nUsage: !stock AAPL TSLA -v",
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],
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"sus": [
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"Returns an amogus crew mate whos being sus",
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"\nUsage: !sus",
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],
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"trackdays": [
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"Returns the track schedule for the tracks we frequent (buttonwillow and thunderhill).\n",
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"\nUsage: !trackdays",
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],
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"tts": [
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"Uploads a file with the specified text as an MP3.\nThis is advanced shitposting",
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"\nUsage: !tts who watches the watchmen?",
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"\nTo list all languages, you can type `!tts langs`",
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],
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"twitter": [
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"Uploads an image of a fake tweet with the message IDs content.\nThis is advanced shitposting",
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"\nTo use this, copy the ID of a message in your channel, and invoke twitter with the message ID as an argument\n"
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"\nUsage: !twitter 979779350750724097",
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],
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"youtube": [
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"Searches youtube for the query string and returns the first result",
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"\nUsage: !youtube sick bmx tricks",
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],
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"waifu": [
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"returns an anime girl you can pretend will love you",
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"\nUsage: !waifu",
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],
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"neko": ["returns a cat anime girl", "\nUsage: !neko"],
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"bully": ["returns a violent anime girl or guy", "\nUsage: !bully"],
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"cry": ["returns a crying anime girl", "\nUsage: !cry"],
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"hug": ["returns an anime girl hugging you", "\nUsage: !hug"],
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"kiss": ["returns an anime kiss (you pathetic virgin)", "\nUsage: !kiss"],
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"lick": [
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"returns an anime girl licking someone or something",
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"\nUsage: !lick",
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],
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"pat": ["returns an anime girl patting someone or something", "\nUsage: !pat"],
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"smug": ["returns an anime girl discarding your opinion", "\nUsage: !smug"],
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"highfive": ["returns an anime girl(s) high fiving", "\nUsage: !highfive"],
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"nom": ["returns an anime girl nomming someone or something", "\nUsage: !nom"],
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"bite": ["returns an anime girl biting someone or something", "\nUsage: !bite"],
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"slap": [
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"returns an anime girl slapping someone or something",
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"\nUsage: !slap",
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],
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"wink": ["returns an anime girl winking at you", "\nUsage: !wink"],
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"poke": ["returns an anime girl poking someone or something", "\nUsage: !poke"],
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"dance": ["returns an anime girl dancing", "\nUsage: !dance"],
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"cringe": ["returns an anime girl cringing", "\nUsage: !cringe"],
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"blush": ["returns an anime girl blushing", "\nUsage: !blush"],
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"yeet": ["returns an anime girl getting yeetetd", "\nUsage: !yeet"],
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"cuddle": ["returns an anime girl cuddling", "\nUsage: !cuddle"],
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"awoo": ["returns an anime dog girl (like neko but dogs)", "\nUsage: !awoo"],
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"bonk": ["returns an anime girl getting hit", "\nUsage: !bonk"],
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"glomp": [
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"returns an anime girl aggressively hugging. Not sure how its different than !hug",
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"\nUsage: !glomp",
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],
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"wordle": ["Link to the worlde app running on my k8s", "\nUsage: !wordle"],
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"vc": [
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"Creates a role and voice channel named whatever you pass in. Only takes one argument\n",
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"\nGives the role permissions to enter the voice channel\n"
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"\nUsage: !vc some_role_name",
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],
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"verify": [
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"Adds the twitter blue check mark to the previous message\n",
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"\nLiterally thats all it does\n" "\nUsage: !verify",
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],
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}
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return "```css\n{}: {}\n```".format(method, " ".join(supported_methods[method]))
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def get_help_embed(bot):
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categories = {
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"game APIs": ["ffxiv"],
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"Fun things": [
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"clap",
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"excuse",
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"greentext",
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"homepage",
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"meme",
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"message",
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"nft",
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"owo",
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"sus",
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"verify",
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"wordle",
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],
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"image utils": [
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"horny",
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"simp",
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"tweet",
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"wasted",
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],
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"Utilities": [
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"8ball",
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"ask",
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"corona",
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"decide",
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"emoji",
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"icon",
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"info",
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"issue",
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"poll",
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"roll",
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"sd",
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"stock",
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"trackdays",
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"tts",
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"vc",
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"wallpaper",
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"youtube",
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],
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"user tools": ["help", "invite", "purge", "roles", "donate"],
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"pictures of animals": [
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"birb",
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"cat",
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"cowboy",
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"dale",
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"dog",
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"fox",
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"kangaroo",
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"koala",
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"panda",
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"raccoon",
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"rat",
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"redpanda",
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"sheeb",
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],
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"pictures of anime girls": [
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"awoo",
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"bite",
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"blush",
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"bonk",
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"bully",
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"cringe",
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"cry",
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"cuddle",
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"dance",
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"glomp",
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"highfive",
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"hug",
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"kiss",
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"lewd",
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"lick",
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"neko",
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"nom",
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"pat",
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"poke",
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"slap",
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"smug",
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"waifu",
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"wink",
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"yeet",
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],
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"admin": ["cleanup"],
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}
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description = "\nBelow you can see all the commands I know.\n\n**Have a nice day!**"
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embed = discord.Embed(description=description, color=0x428BCA, type="rich")
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embed.set_author(
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name="Hello! I'm {}".format(bot.user.name), icon_url=bot.user.avatar
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)
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for category in categories:
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command_list = []
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for command in categories[category]:
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command_list.append("`{}`".format(command))
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embed.add_field(
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name="**%s**" % str(category).upper(),
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value=", ".join(command_list),
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inline=False,
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)
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description2 = (
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"**Use `!help <Command>` for more information about a command.** \n\n"
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+ "**Examples:** \n `!help dog` for detailed help for the dog command \n\n"
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# + "**Useful links:** [My source code](https://git.luker.gq/ldooks/dragon-bot), [Donate](https://cash.me/$ldooks) \n\n"
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+ "**Invite me to another server:** [Click here](https://discord.com/api/oauth2/authorize?client_id=%s&permissions=8&response_type=code&scope=bot%%20applications.commands)"
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% bot.user.id
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)
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embed.add_field(name="\u200b", value=description2, inline=False)
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return embed
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def parse_message(method):
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try:
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explanation = get_help_message(method)
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except KeyError:
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return "This command could not be found."
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return explanation
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