import random import glob import requests import urllib import get_from_reddit def get_red_panda(): red_panda = None while not red_panda: red_panda = requests.get('https://some-random-api.ml/img/red_panda').json()['link'] return red_panda def get_panda(): panda = None while not panda: panda = requests.get('https://some-random-api.ml/img/panda').json()['link'] return panda def get_racoon(): racoon = None while not racoon: racoon = requests.get('https://some-random-api.ml/img/racoon').json()['link'] return racoon def get_fox(): fox = None while not fox: fox = requests.get('https://some-random-api.ml/img/fox').json()['link'] return fox def get_cat(): cat = None while not cat: cat = requests.get('https://some-random-api.ml/img/cat').json()['link'] return cat def get_kangaroo(): kangaroo = None while not kangaroo: kangaroo = requests.get('https://some-random-api.ml/img/kangaroo').json()['link'] return kangaroo def get_koala(): koala = None while not koala: koala = requests.get('https://some-random-api.ml/img/koala').json()['link'] return koala def get_dog(): return random.choice([random_sheeb, random_dog, random_dog_reddit])() def get_birb(): return random.choice([random_bird, random_bird_reddit])() def random_sheeb(): return requests.get( 'http://shibe.online/api/shibes?count=1&urls=true' ).text.split('"')[1] def random_dog(): dog_url = None while not dog_url: dog_url = requests.get('https://dog.ceo/api/breeds/image/random').json()['message'] return dog_url def random_bird(): bird = None while not bird: bird = requests.get('https://some-random-api.ml/img/birb').json()['link'] if 'mp4' in bird[-3:]: bird = None return bird def random_dog_reddit(): return get_from_reddit.get_image( [ 'AustralianCattleDog', 'GSP', 'corgi', 'dogpictures', 'rarepuppers', 'tippytaps', 'vizsla', 'zoomies', 'shiba', ] ) def random_bird_reddit(): return get_from_reddit.get_image( [ 'birbs', ] ) def get_rat(): return get_from_reddit.get_image('rats') def dale(): return random.choice(glob.glob('/tmp/dale/*'))