diff --git a/app/bot.py b/app/bot.py
index 6859e390..dec72b5e 100755
--- a/app/bot.py
+++ b/app/bot.py
@@ -286,7 +286,6 @@ async def verify(ctx):
   if emoji:
     await message.add_reaction(emoji)
 
-
 @bot.command(name='clap')
 async def clap(ctx):
 
@@ -304,12 +303,27 @@ async def roles(ctx):
         pass
 
 
+@bot.command(name='simp')
+async def simp(ctx):
+  response = requests.get("https://some-random-api.ml/canvas/simpcard/?avatar=%s" % ctx.message.content.split()[-1])
+  with open('/app/simp.jpg', 'wb') as f:
+    f.write(response.content)
+  await ctx.message.delete()
+  await ctx.send(file=discord.File('/app/simp.jpg'))
+
+@bot.command(name='horny')
+async def horny(ctx):
+  response = requests.get("https://some-random-api.ml/canvas/horny/?avatar=%s" % ctx.message.content.split()[-1])
+  with open('/app/horny.jpg', 'wb') as f:
+    f.write(response.content)
+  await ctx.message.delete()
+  await ctx.send(file=discord.File('/app/horny.jpg'))
+
 @bot.command(name='birb')
 async def birb(ctx):
   import animals
   await ctx.send(animals.get_birb())
 
-
 @bot.command(name='dale')
 async def dale(ctx):
   import animals
diff --git a/app/help_methods.py b/app/help_methods.py
index e0ec162b..7d415a06 100644
--- a/app/help_methods.py
+++ b/app/help_methods.py
@@ -41,6 +41,14 @@ def get_help_message(method):
             'Returns the shittiest meme created by sassy girls on twitter this century',
             'Usage: !clap some text to be meme\'mt'
             ],
+        'simp': [
+            'Returns a license to be a simp',
+            'Usage: !simp https://some.photo.jpg'
+            ],
+        'horny': [
+            'Returns a license to be horny',
+            'Usage: !horny https://some.photo.jpg'
+            ],
         'cleanup': [
             'Admin use only. Deletes dragon bot\'s messages from the channel',
             'Usage: !cleanup'
@@ -186,7 +194,7 @@ def get_help_message(method):
 
 def get_help_embed(bot):
     categories = {
-        'fun': ['ffxiv', 'clap', 'youtube', 'excuse', 'greentext', 'lewd', 'message', 'meme', 'homepage', 'pout', 'roll', 'smug', 'quake', 'wink', 'verify'],
+        'fun': ['ffxiv', 'clap', 'youtube', 'excuse', 'greentext', 'lewd', 'message', 'meme', 'homepage', 'pout', 'roll', 'smug', 'quake', 'wink', 'verify', 'horny', 'simp'],
         'util': ['ask', 'corona', 'emoji', '8ball', 'decide', 'info', 'icon', 'wallpaper', 'stock', 'tts', 'issue'],
         'users': ['help', 'invite', 'purge', 'roles', 'source'],
         'pictures of animals': ['birb', 'redpanda,' 'dale', 'dog', 'rat', 'koala', 'panda', 'raccoon', 'fox', 'cat', 'kangaroo'],
diff --git a/app/simp.jpg b/app/simp.jpg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..1ccc6068
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