diff --git a/app/bot.py b/app/bot.py
index c84dd521..d02c65dc 100755
--- a/app/bot.py
+++ b/app/bot.py
@@ -92,6 +92,14 @@ async def convert_heic_to_jpg(ctx):
         return
 
 
+@bot.listen("on_message")
+async def reply_with_the_word_cum(ctx):
+    if ctx.author.id == bot.user.id:
+        return
+    if random.randint(1, 1000) == 1:
+        await ctx.reply("cum")
+
+
 @bot.listen("on_message")
 async def fix_social_media_links(ctx):
     headers = {"Cache-Control": "no-store"}