Fixing the excuse thing. Looks like the original list i was pulling from got taken down

app/excuse.py

@@ -1,6 +1,8 @@
-import random, requests
+from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
+import requests
 
 def get_excuse():
-    url = ("https://gist.githubusercontent.com/AndrewBrinker/6763cdd5d79d6e" \
-          "3eaa3f/raw/624b946ebcca71ac76b74afa5ea41280540c1b97/excuses.txt")
-    return random.choice(requests.get(url).text.split("\n"))
+  url = requests.get('http://www.devexcuses.com')
+  soup = BeautifulSoup(url.content, features="html.parser")
+
+  return "```{}```".format(str(soup.find("p", {"class": "excuse"}).contents[0]).split(">")[1].split("</a")[0])